On Winking.
Sarah Palin winked during the Vice Presidential debate. More than once. Very statespersonlike.
This little move — one I'm sure she sees as "folksy" — actually gave me a much different impression. It was the last piece in the "NOW I know what she reminds me of!" puzzle.
Sarah Palin looks like a Cinemax soft-core porn actress.
You know the ones; they star in films with titles like "Sex Games Cancun," "The Best Sex Ever," "Sex Cove 27: Sex In The Sex Sex," etc.
Actresses (okay, strippers) who throw on a $49 skirt suit from Forever 21, some cheap frames, put their hair up and BOOM they're lawyers. Lawyers who then quickly doff their lawyer-y thongs and start caressing hideous breast implants that look like they were done in a strip mall outside Reno. All while some cheeseball guy (who oddly enough, often looks a lot like Todd Palin) pretends to have intercourse with her navel.
Although, to be fair, they don't skin many moose on Cinemax. So I might be way off base.
This little move — one I'm sure she sees as "folksy" — actually gave me a much different impression. It was the last piece in the "NOW I know what she reminds me of!" puzzle.
Sarah Palin looks like a Cinemax soft-core porn actress.
You know the ones; they star in films with titles like "Sex Games Cancun," "The Best Sex Ever," "Sex Cove 27: Sex In The Sex Sex," etc.
Actresses (okay, strippers) who throw on a $49 skirt suit from Forever 21, some cheap frames, put their hair up and BOOM they're lawyers. Lawyers who then quickly doff their lawyer-y thongs and start caressing hideous breast implants that look like they were done in a strip mall outside Reno. All while some cheeseball guy (who oddly enough, often looks a lot like Todd Palin) pretends to have intercourse with her navel.
Although, to be fair, they don't skin many moose on Cinemax. So I might be way off base.
posted by Anthony DeVito at 11:42 AM
1 Comments:
This is hysterical. I there was an RSS feed on the blog so I could subscribe to it.
Can you tell me how you started getting into commercials? I imagine you need an agent, but do you simply send your headshot and resume to them? I never see comercial auditions in Backstage? If you could give me a brief story on how you started finding the auditions, I'd appreciate it.
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Thank you!
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