From The Casting Chronicles

Every so often a casting notice comes along that really tickles my old fancy bone.
To wit:

SEEKING:

[ MAN WITH DISFIGURED HAND ] Middle aged white male with disfigured pinky and ring fingers on left hand...

The sick part is, they'll probably get dozens of submissions. And the sicker part, there are probably actors out there right not thinking, "I can disfigure the pinky and ring fingers of my left hand! I mean, it is a SAG shoot!"

The sickest part: The lead is Christian Slater. Kind of makes you want to re-think the whole thing.